Wednesday, March 14, 2007

The Baby Store

There are two things that I don't understand. I don't understand why people, usually women, steal newborns from hospitals, and why some pregnant women secretly give birth and then throw their baby away.

There must be something mentally wrong in their head. Maybe one is desperate for a baby and the other is desperate to get rid of a baby.

Maybe someone should start a website where these two groups can get together.

There will be advertisements saying:

"Do you have strange thoughts about going into a hospital and stealing someone else's baby? Don't do that! Come to the baby store! Where we have babies galore!"

And on the other side of the coin:

"Have you just realized that you are going to have a baby? Don't leave it on the side of the road. Call the baby store! We'll take care of it, and no one will know."

1 comment:

Lord said...

If you want a baby find a man. If you don't want a baby be a good cowgirl and keep your calfs together.