Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Mom, Can I be Micheal Jackson for Halloween?

Why does Micheal Jackson look like he is wearing a Halloween costume?

Let us count the ways.

Could it be the gigantic black sunglasses that make him look like a cross between a human and a fly.

The slash of his mouth stretched into the rictus grin of a corpse slathered with bright red lipstick.

His hair that looks like a cheap costume wig salvaged from the fabled lost makeup closet of the Munsters.

Or his highly reflective skin that could double as a landing beacon for alien spacecraft.

On second thought, no one would believe that I was Micheal Jackson. I think I'll go as a werewolf.

(photo from Access Hollywood)

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