Keep the Kleenex Give Me a Zoloft

Don't you hate it when you're about to sneeze and you take a deep breath and nothing happens? But your nose still tickles so you take another breath and nothing happens. But you still need to sneeze and you take another breath, and are about to sneeze, and then it just goes away?

It pisses me off! I feel anger at not being able to sneeze. I feel sad that I will never know what kind of sneeze it was going to be. I feel post-sneezing depression.

I miss my sneeze that never was.